Mom Arm. It's built in. Along with:
Eyes In The Back Of Your Head and Thermometer Hand! Many men possess these attributes as well. The Spousal Unit's Thermometer Hand is accurate to about a 1/10 of a degree.
There's also Mom Extendo-Arm which can reach into the back of a conversion van to whap somebody upside their head.
(I wish i had drawn this....)
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