Thursday, March 14, 2013
Elke & Artie: A short conversation
Elke: SHE (Mom) took HIM (Artie) out somewhere on his harness and SHE left ME home yesterday!!!!!! SHE says I pull too much for her right now with her knee. I do NOT pull. I am ENCOURAGING her to go FASTER and in the correct direction I want to go to SMELL THINGS. She keeps almost falling over me. Really? Parents are so stupid.
Elke: You suck and you are way slower than I am at emptying the Morning Kong Wobbler of food. I finish mine MUCH faster than you do. YOU are supposed to be this great cattledog thing and you take so long to get the food out. Face it, I am smarter than you.
Artie: No, you just have a bigger nose, bahahahah!