It's my birthday (the 24th of May) and I'm on the phone with my brother.
Him: "How old are you now?" I tell him. "How is it possible that you are now older than me?"
Me: "I don't know how that happened. Does this mean that I'm older than Our Sister too?"
Him: "Yes, yes, (pause) I guess it does."
Me: "Well if I'm older than you guys that means finally that you have to listen to what I say. I'm your Elder now."
Him: "Well....(dramatic pause)..... You know (sigh), it's so different today. Kids today, they don't respect their elders anymore. So, that would be.....no."
(Sh*t, he's been doing The Law thing way too long.)
I love my brother.