Today's strange event is brought to you by the letter "S." Kim S. and I were STALKED in Goodwill by a lady who wanted a Sweater with a Sequined zipper (!!!) that I had Snapped up but hadn't tried on yet. "Are you going to get that sweater?" She followed us around for an HOUR and lay in wait, just like a Spider outside the dressing room.
(I got the sweater, by the way, just to Spite her!)
The Hungarian horse trader in me ALMOST said, "You want the sweater? Give me $20 and it's yours."
Cost of Sweater --- $7.
Look on her face when I said I was getting it --- Priceless!
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