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Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Scream

That scream you heard about 7:00pm tonight (Jan. 5th, 2014) was me seeing a BUG, yes a bug, crawling on my keyboard. I busted a leg on the keyboard as I freaked out trying to kill it.  Im going ot assume it came in with the firewood, the  evil little b-----d.

The Spousal Unit, of course, heard nothing....

The dogs were singularly unhelpful. 

Best part was I was on a phone call, going through automatic prompts.

Auto: "How many we direct your call. For example, say 'Reservations' or 'Resort.'"

Me: "Reser----ARRRRGH, EEEEK! f---- F----!! F---ifity, F- F--- F----!"

Auto: "I'm sorry, I didn't understand."

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