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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Best Line Of The Week

Time: Opening night for ROBIN HOOD CAPER, before curtain. Feb. 1, 2013

Place: Brecksville, Ohio

Scene: Men's dressing room, hanging out.

Characters: 4 men over 50, 1 man 25-30, 1 woman, the shady side of 40.

Actor One: I don't like show tunes.
Actor Two: (dead-pan, without missing a beat) You MUST be a heterosexual.

Hilarity ensues! Many high-fives for the perfect come-back! A few moments later:

Me to Actor One: HOW long you been doing theater again?
Actor One: Oh, about 5 years.....
Me: That explains it....

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