Place: Brecksville, Ohio
Scene: Men's dressing room, hanging out.
Characters: 4 men over 50, 1 man 25-30, 1 woman, the shady side of 40.
Actor One: I don't like show tunes.
Actor Two: (dead-pan, without missing a beat) You MUST be a heterosexual.
Hilarity ensues! Many high-fives for the perfect come-back! A few moments later:
Me to Actor One: HOW long you been doing theater again?
Actor One: Oh, about 5 years.....
Me: That explains it....