The Olympics....

...are on. I watch EVERYTHING. It is my Every Four Years Thing.

I even watch Curling. I don't get it, but it's like a slooooow train wreck; I can't take my eyes off it when it's on. I don't get the commentary. I don't understand a single word, but that's OK.

I will even watch Hockey. I like to support Womens' Hockey. Even when America is NOT playing. That's how bad the whole Olympics thing is. Marty knows all TVs in the house are MINE when the Olympics are on.

I get testy when the phone rings. "Not now, d****it!" Especially Skating. Mens' Ice Skating is on tonight. You'd better be bleeding when Skating is on.

I will write more when the Games are over.